Session Haiku

The players of the campaign have been known to make very bad haikus about the session when they aren't doing something, here's a few of them...

Shane Williamson:
Dwarf dying of a cut
No one is going to help him
He will expire soon


Crossbow bolts flying round
Pin cushion we will become
Being shafted sucks


Elves cannot hit shit
Prancing girl like all around
I think he is gay


What time is it now?
When will I get to join in?
Will I play tonight?



Kim Finigan:
Butt pirate are you?
A smelly wanker does stink
Spanky is cleaner.


Sitting with the mule
Time for the dead to return
Dwarf, humans and elf


Merfolk by the score
Poison in their food and drink
Druid makes better


Defend the chickens
See them come from the mist
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck



Joe Tobin:
Olaf really stinks bad
Thurok's a grumpy bastard
I kick righteous ass


Fraggle booty rocks
Lust for the little buggers
All night long, ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh


Confident he is
Really quite ridiculous
Kalain please be quiet



Jason Baker:
Life force running out...
Red Wizard needs food, badly!
Archer shot the food!